girl: come over
me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels to scour the riverbed for morsels of food
girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone
me:
I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickman’s thick nuts
holy shit im tired and so tired of coughing i just wanna sleep for a month and wake up better and not have my throat hurt anymore ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution
